It’s just right over there. I should go throw eggs or do something.
…seriously?
oh fuck off, you and your fucking face, I can’t do this now *cry*
Illegal use of long, pale neck and alluring profile! Penalty.
GOD. FUCK. FUCKITTY FUCK. BUGGER FUCK.
(Source: paul-mcscruffy)
Always awesome to hear that the site is useful!
Benedict’s autograph to me! I’m officially changing my name to a one-L spelling. ANYWAY. When I gave him the photo (I’d brought it with me), he said “oh! I hadn’t seen this one.” And I said “Do you like it?” and he said “Yeah! Where’s it from?” and I think I said I just pulled it off a website (thanks, Cumberbatchweb!) or something.
But anyway, I THINK WE FINALLY FOUND A PHOTO OF BENEDICT THAT HE HIMSELF LIKES
PRAISE JESUS
(via it-am-i)
britishentertainmentobsession:
“This is not an element of my current area of expertise.”
“I do not possess any acquaintances; rather, I have but a single one.”
“I will incinerate the blood-pumping organ of your cardiovascular system to such an extent that it is no longer part of your being.”
Oh my goodness! ^
I reblogged this before, but because of the comments, I am reblogging again.
I can’t believe how clever the Sherlock fandom is.
Like a sir.
^^ crying at the photo and the above comment. THIS FUCKING FANDOM.“Damnation be upon mine limb which assists me in bipedal progression!”
“If the claim which you are making to me proves to be untrue, I shall have a cobbler fashion you and your appendages into footwear!”
“They are simply for my connective joint for my leg. Their purpose is to be plant-based medicinal supplements.”
“Anderson, rotate your visage to the direction opposite mine. You are diverting my attention.”
“That is undoubtedly not within the parameters of our office in this line of work.”
“I am not currently occupying the position of keeper of thy house.”
“Beloved, it is imperative that you lay your eyes on me in royal headwear.”
“To be sure, plummeting due to gravity is quite similar to the voluntary act of flight, however, the eventual terminus is a great deal more semipiternal.”
“Short literary sketches of a papal nature!”
“There’s no need for you to quickly arrive.”
“Propel into hell this lower limb of mine!”
“I am currently under the obligation to force upon you a sudden drop in altitude.”
“Cease’ attempting to transform personages into paladins, John. Paladins do not exist and if perchance they did I would not be among them.”
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